Ryan's Raiders

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Ryan's Raiders is the brainchild of visionary mastermind Ryan "Juice" Williams. Its stated goal is to further the understanding of and love for the game of basketball, (informally, baxitbo). This is exemplified through a welcoming demeanor to ballers from all walks of life.

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History

  • Ryan's Raiders was founded on February 11, 2008.
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Core Values

  • Anyone with a commitment to the game can be a baller.
  • Basketball/Baxitbo/Ballin is a lifestyle.
  • Michael Jordan is a living deity.
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Rules

  • Under no circumstances shall any member of Ryan's Raiders intentionally scuff up another baller's kicks.
  • This isn't rugby, so don't punt the ball.
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Current Roster

Name Nickname Title Position(s) Specialty
Ryan Williams Juice Founder Small Forward Trash Talking
Joel Shapiro   Co-Founder, Athletics Coordinator, DJ Power Forward Inventing Bad Plays Like The Pencil
Eric Olson   Co-Founder Shooting/Point Guard Bustin' Ankles
Bryan Chee The Dark Knight   Point Guard Being aZn
Brian Drews        
Liz Redmond        
Mike Maves        
Jessica Martin J-Mart      
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Developed Plays

  • The Buttery Nipple
  • The Rouge Nipple
  • The Reverse Buttery Nipple
  • The Pencil
  • The Shocker
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Schedule

All sessions of Ryan's Raiders begin with layup drills and end with shooting drills and a game like bump, 21, or 3on3. In addition, monday through thursday are devoted to specific drills and fundamentals, with friday through sunday being used for unstructured play.

  • Monday - Rebounding
  • Tuesday - Isometrics
  • Wednesday - Passing
  • Thursday - Defense
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Extra Curricular

    See also: List of Ryan's Raiders Recommended Media

Members of Ryan's Raiders participate in a number of basketball related activites, such as;

  • NBA 2k8
  • Video Mixtapes, such as those compiled by the And1 shoe company.
  • Stock footage of "His Airness"
  • Basketball Movies
  • Talking Trash
  • Dancing with the ball
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Auxiliary Endeavors

In its short lifetime, Ryan's Raiders has spawned or spunoff several concepts. Among them:

  • A Ryan's Raiders chili brand, sold by the gallon.
  • Mixtapes to be compiled using footage of various Ryan's Raiders outings.
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