Room 303

From Uwphitau

This room is a fairly good sized double on the third floor. In fact, it is a very large room once it is empty. As follows is the journal of a young explorer who attempted to conquer the room. His body was found along with a note reading only, "curse you Brian Drews."


December 11, 2008: Hired sherpas to remove the things of Brian Drews out of the room, a daunting task awaits me, and I don't know if I'll be able to move in this season, or if I'll have to try again next year.

December 12, 2008: Major fallback; the sherpas are behind schedule in moving out Brian Drews' things and today five sherpas were killed in an avalanche of toiletries. I don't know if I shall ever be moved into this room.

December 13, 2008: Success! the hired sherpas have made a breakthrough! the blockage is cleared and I can proceed with moving in...However I did not anticipate the hugeness of the room. Without all of Brian's stuff, I don't know how I shall be able to fill this vast expanse, I have only a monkish supply of possessions.

December 15, 2008: Hopelessly lost. This room is so large without Drews' things, and without his TV and shelving space I cannot find any recognizable landmarks...The sherpas have left me, complaining that this is suicide. My moving in shall have to be done on my own now, and I fear it could be the end of me.

December 16, 2008: I fear this shall be my last entry. I believed that I could conquer the room, but in fact, the room has conquered me. I am cold and hungry and the heater in this room does not work very well. My only sustenance is an advent calender left by the previous tenants. I see a light, I shall climb towards it.

(the journal ends here)


Occupants of Note

Rex Thompson & Michael Lukins (Winter 2009)

Brian Drews & Robert Johnson (Summer 2008-Fall 2008)

Timothy Shigeta & Brian Drews (Fall 2007-Spring 2008)

Rex Thompson & Onel Martinez (Spring 2007)