Owen Thompson

From Uwphitau

A mountain of a man at six foot, five and a half inches, Owen stands as one of the true model brothers of the Phi Kappa Tau fraternity. A skilled guitarist and accomplished Settlers of Catan Veteran, this gentle giant often struggles to keep women from swarming him.

Of course, "Tizzle," as he is commonly known, is quite the gentleman about it all. He is calm, cool, and collected under stress, a state in which he often finds himself. In fact, Owen pulls quite the schedule: he is enrolled as a premedical student, having taken such courses as Organic Chemistry, Biology, and Physics. His major, however, is strangely and inexplicably in the study of mathematics, an area where Owen derives great satisfaction. (Note: in order to actually experience this satisfaction, Tizz must integrate over the derived satisfaction to recover its original state.)

In light of the previous comment, it should be noted that Owen is also well known for his frequent and often overwhelming cascades of witty, pithy comments. Also known as the Punisher, Owen's word plays almost always fly over the heads of his audience, as evidenced by the nearly 1:1 non-laugh to pun ratio.

Owen is the Membership Orientation Officer as well as the semi-retired Risk Management Officer of Phi Tau.

-edited by Megatron-

Owen is also the most eligible bachelor of all the Greek System. Ladies, for fifty dollars, that's right only FIFTY DOLLARS, I can set YOU up on a date with Owen Thompson*.

• guitar serenade not gauranteed*