James Bronoske
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He That Is Him
James Bronoske, or James Edmond Bronske (born September 3rd, 1984) is a Nursing Major. With this degree he hopes to be able to go and find doctors when ever someone is actually hurt.
Attributes of James
A key member of the Husky Marching Band Trumpet Section, James has shown his talent on many occasions including most games, rallies, Bill Gates Sr.'s birthday party, and most recently the Seahawks game in which the Seahawks won their right to go to the Superbowl!! James was the Phi Tau Secretary for '04, and then quite capably filled the role of Social Chairman for '05. He has extensive social networks, which you will notice soon enough if you walk anywhere with him, as he usually has someone he knows pass by (on occasion that person being a Hooters waitress!). James is the quasi Little B of Jeff Hodgson. He is now the Big Brother of Erik Wiese. His family with grow in strength and numbers and will soon take over all of Phi Tau.
James Today
James currently resides in Phi Tau's Mezzanine Level in a room aptly named "The Xi." It achieved its name from a very wild red head when she was able to yell out "I AM NOT A WHORE" and feel completely comfortable doing it in that room. Before that James resided in Phi Kappa Tau's first ever Live Out Apartment. Aptly named "Canada," the residence succeeded in allowing the members of Phi Tau a brief vacation from the trials of the Chapter House. When people decided to visit "Canada" they were told the following Statement: "Feel free to stop by anytime but please rememeber, as in the real Canada: There are no laws and God will not save you." After a more recent visit to the actual country of Canada, it has been discovered that nothing has changed. There is still no God.
And Remember...
He's American. Open the window!
