J-Boy re-enters bachelorhood
From Uwphitau
Since the beginning of "No-shave November", and continuing through "Don't shave December" and "Janu-hairy", Jason Boyett has sported unusual amounts of facial hair for someone so blonde (I should know). This subsquently transformed he chances of engaging romantically with the opposite sex from unlikely to non-existent. But now he's back, and back with avengence! At exactly 12:00 a.m., February 1st, J-Boy removed his beard, sideburns, and mustache, surrounded by a dozen or so of his brothers, in an event that can only be described as exciting to the highest caliber. Sorority girls were in hysterics, and there was much rejoicing. Ladies, watch out, because Jason William Boyett is on the prowl!
