Epic Phi Tau Quotes

"I no longer recognize the government's right to tax me". - Sam Cascio

"There really aren’t enough football conspiracy theories" - Rex Thompson

"Just hearing you guys say that gives me the shingles". - Tyler Goulet

"I used to play tennis in high school, but now I am into extreme sports". - Daniel Kaufman (to a group of girls).

"Oh my god guys, there is a black pyramid in the sun!" - Brian Todhunter

"Well, I wasn’t trying to insult the wizard, so get off my back guys" - Ryan Williams

"We need to have more Rump-Shake-A-Thon!" - Chirayu Patel (proposing ideas for new philanthropy events).

"I'm fording the river for Busch!!!" Corey Allen & Andrew Smirnov

"I have never had sex with anyone outside this fraternity!" Michael Maves

"Lalalalala". Michael Maves @ Costco.

"I want guys to buy ME alcohol". --Michael Maves

CATCHPHRASES

"C'mon guys stop gorging the ice cream!"

"This is why we can't have nice things".

"Pop A Wheelie for freedom!".

"THIS IS PHI TAU".

"Luke is not the president of (insert anything here)". (Now illegal by Executive Order).

"Dammit Kaufman".